sayings that don't maske sense to me
#121
When I was little I was always following my daddy around, asking him what he was doing. He would always say, " I'm white-washing a battleship gray". Since he worked at the Norfolk Naval Shipyard I was firmly convinced that's really what he did. When I was in the 4th grade our class took a tour of the shipyard but I never did see a white-washed battleship.
#125
My DH is from Alabama. He has so many of these I can't remember them all. One I had never heard before is "don't that just beat a goose a gobbling" How about"lower then a snails belly" or "lower then whale s--t." Or" slicker then snot on a doorknob"....I could go on and on. I hear this all the time.
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#127
Originally Posted by Howard
my grandmother always said "peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold...peas porridge in the pot, nine days old " meaning ????
lol its a nursery rhyme :D
#129
I have many of these but can't seem to remember alot of them.
My brother always say "If I was any better I would be twins!"
"He is so dumb he couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."
"I am so hungry I could eat the a**hole out of an alligator in a phone booth.
"It's hotter than two weasels breeding in a bread sack"
"It's hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock"
and Grandma always said "never take a lazy man's load!"
My brother always say "If I was any better I would be twins!"
"He is so dumb he couldn't pour pee out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel."
"I am so hungry I could eat the a**hole out of an alligator in a phone booth.
"It's hotter than two weasels breeding in a bread sack"
"It's hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock"
and Grandma always said "never take a lazy man's load!"
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