ljorange

"What did you do with my keys?" or shoes, or jacket, or cell phone, name it!
One of my favorite lines ever was Roseanne Barr saying her husband thinks the uterus is a location device.

ljorange

Another one, "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" was invented for my husband. Just minutes ago, I had to take away a bowl of chips given to my grandson by guess who. GS has Type I diabetes. Ya just can't give him food without a blood check & injection prior! How many times do I need to say it? Spouse & I are good guy/bad guy...and I'm always the bad guy.

mjsylvstr

I sat here thinking what I might write and when I read your post.there it was....

those unscrewed caps drive me crazy.other than that, I'm going to keep him.........even with a few others !!!!!!!

berrypatch

guess it is that he burps very loud and does not cover his mouth with his hand

nellebelles

I prefer not to think about things like that--I prefer to think about the ways he makes me happy...
I was a widow for 7 1/2 years before I married DH--that was 7 1/2 years of being lonely and wishing I had a husband again--now that I do, I plan on keeping him! Are there things he does that drive me crazy--of course, but I'm not going to rehearse them to anyone else. I know that he feels the same way about me (and I know there are things I do that drive him crazy too...) I feel that this kind of thing smacks of being too critical of someone who is just as human as I am...

mhansen6

Where do you want me to start? The worst is his snoring. I have to use ear plugs to sleep.

awf60

Mine sucks his teeth after he eats! Gross!

Chasing Hawk

Hide them then.....LOL

grannie cheechee

My DH is asked if he would like to eat chicken or fish tonight, and his answer is yes. When I say which is it? He tells me not to ask two part questions. It will be 54 yrs this Wed., and we still have this question and answer problem.

bobquilt3

Nothing. He's been dead for 5 years. Still miss him and would really like a few of those annoying habits around again.