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    Old 05-16-2011, 11:38 AM
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    Burglary in Florida


    When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
    What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high-grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

    Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars. "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
    The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
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    Old 05-16-2011, 11:40 AM
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    OMG! Hysterical!
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    Old 05-16-2011, 11:57 AM
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    Too funny!!!!!
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    Old 05-16-2011, 12:11 PM
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    Ewwwwwww!
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    Old 05-16-2011, 02:22 PM
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    Too funny for words!
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    Old 05-16-2011, 03:03 PM
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    I was TRYING to read this over the phone to my daughter, and was laughing so hard I couldn't do it! I had to send it to her! You make me laugh so hard Ditter!
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    Old 05-16-2011, 03:17 PM
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    "No hard feelings, have a nice day"
    Hahahahaha! to funny
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    Old 05-16-2011, 03:17 PM
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    That just has to be the most justifiable hoot of the century.
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    Old 05-16-2011, 04:14 PM
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    Thanks for another reason to laugh today, Ditter!
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    Old 05-16-2011, 07:08 PM
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    Waaayyyy too funny!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha
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