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Old 04-05-2011, 08:41 PM
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Back of The Store
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The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking
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Old 04-05-2011, 08:51 PM
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Lol!
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Momsmurf
Back of The Store
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The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking
where's the rest of it? Whats the punch line?
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Liz aka Helen
Originally Posted by Momsmurf
Back of The Store
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The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I
intended to stock up. At the store, however, I was disappointed
to find only a few skimpy pre-packaged portions of the poultry,
so I complained to the butcher.

"Don't worry," she said, "I'll pack some more trays and have
them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."

Several aisles later, I heard the lady butcher's voice boom over
the public-address system: "Will the gentleman who was looking
where's the rest of it? Whats the punch line?
Sorry! I thought it had all been copied.........


"for bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

That totally messed up the whole thing..........nuts.


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Old 04-06-2011, 12:39 AM
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It's still funny!!!
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Old 04-06-2011, 03:16 AM
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I bet that got everybody's attention. It's very funny.
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Very funny, once you read the punchline-don't ya just hate when that happens?
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lol - I like the punch line had to wait till I got home from work to read it. Thanks
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ROFLMBO
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ROFLOL That is hilarious! LOL Thank You for the laugh.
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