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Thread: The Black Bra

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    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
    I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, .
    "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL I love it!! Isn't it sad how mariage does that sometime though

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    *bahahaaaa*

    :lol:

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    Love it.

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    ROFLMBO

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    so funny and so true!

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    Good one. LMBO

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    That's too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Oh my goodness!! Thank you for the laugh!!!

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