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Thread: The Black Bra

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    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
    I love you..' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and a mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, .
    "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    LOL I love it!! Isn't it sad how mariage does that sometime though

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    *bahahaaaa*

    :lol:

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    Love it.

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    ROFLMBO

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    so funny and so true!

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    Good one. LMBO

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    That's too funny!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Oh my goodness!! Thank you for the laugh!!!

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    LOL Good one.

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    Brilliant!!! My sort of luck also!!!! LOL

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    lol!

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    I used to take Belly Dancing lessons. It embarrassed my kids almost to tears, but DH really did love the practice at home.

    At Halloween, when Mommy brought kids around I saw them once and they were cute. When Daddy brought the kids, I began to see the same little ones over and over and over

    My husband, the darling, finally insisted on taking his turn in giving out the candy, giggling all the time at me hiding in the side room in my neat belly dancing costume. Outside he could see the little ones' fathers lurking in the bushes.

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    Ugh, sad but true...

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    :mrgreen: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramona Byrd
    I used to take Belly Dancing lessons. It embarrassed my kids almost to tears, but DH really did love the practice at home.

    At Halloween, when Mommy brought kids around I saw them once and they were cute. When Daddy brought the kids, I began to see the same little ones over and over and over

    My husband, the darling, finally insisted on taking his turn in giving out the candy, giggling all the time at me hiding in the side room in my neat belly dancing costume. Outside he could see the little ones' fathers lurking in the bushes.
    LOL,

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    Too Cute!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I wonder how many times a day this actually happens. One of us gets traded in for a trophy.

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    That's really funny! But, I think it belongs in the "Why I'm Divorced" list :!:

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    OMG that's hilarious!!! :D

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    That one is too funny! Minnie you're a hoot!

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    :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :hunf: :twisted:

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    :D :D :D

    Too funny!

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    hahhah...even my DH of 26 yrs. thought that was funny..

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