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Thread: A few "Ditterisms" to make you smile!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A few "Ditterisms" to make you smile!

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


    My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


    A bartender is just a pharmacist
    with a limited inventory.


    I may be schizophrenic,
    but at least I have each other.
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    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    Oh, good! I have a "stash" of Ditterisms!
    http://s1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh485/KitsieH/
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    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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    too funny!!! :-)
    Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly

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    Thanks Ditter!
    Mary

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    Ditterisms - any time of the day!

    Thanks for always giving us a smile!
    ♥♥♥ Loving Mama ♥♥♥

    If life gives you scraps, make an angel quilt out of it!

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    loved the last 1

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    Too funny !! lol thanks for sharing!
    When Life brings big winds of change that almost blows you over.Hang on tight and Believe.
    Words and hearts should be handled with care-for words when spoken and hearts when broken are the hardest things to repair. Author unknown to me
    Do what you feel in your heart to be right; for you'll be criticized anyway-Eleanor Roosevelt

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    I loved the last one too. .. But they all made me chuckle

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    thank you so much for the funnies
    Mary

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    Ditter I don't know where you find all these funnies but you sure do a great job at.Love to see something from Ditter sure to smile.

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