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Thread: A few goodies to make you smile!

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    A few goodies to make you smile!

    Answering machine message,

    "I am not available right now,
    but thank you for caring enough to call.
    I am making some changes in my life.
    Please leave a message after the beep.
    If I do not return your call,
    you are one of the changes."


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    Aspire to inspire before you expire.
    ~~~~~


    My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
    ~~~~~



    Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
    ~~~~~



    Blessed are those who can give without remembering
    and take without forgetting.
    ~~~~~



    The irony of life is that,
    by the time you're old enough to know your way around,
    you're not going anywhere.
    ~~~~~



    God made man before woman so as to give him time
    to think of an answer for her first question.
    ~~~~~



    I was always taught to respect my elders,
    but it keeps getting harder to find one.
    ~~~~~



    Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
    ~~~~~



    The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:
    "With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding,
    severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another,
    and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks,
    are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
    Pledge of Allegiance?"
    ~~~
    I quilt, therefore I am.

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    Great! Thanks again!

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    I love reading your posts!

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    I especially love the last one.

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    You always make me laugh!

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    Ditter you did it again. Made me smile!!
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    Thanks for the goodies. Yes, they did make me smile.

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    thanks for the smile and laugh. what a great way to start the day.

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    I look for your "funnies" first , every time.
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    Love the one by Jay Leno, decided to copy it and put it as my signature in my emails. Thank you.
    I collect Seraphim Angels

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    God was not in the pledge until President Ike put it in back in the 50's.

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    I love them all, but the last one sure does make me wonder.
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    those are great, thanks for sharing them

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    I love it especially the las one !

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    Ditter,
    You bring a smile to my face.
    When a dying man asked his pastor "How long does it take to die?" his pastor's heartfelt reply was "A lifetime." Live life to the fullest, but stop now and then to enjoy the sunset.
    Lynda

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    Very funny!

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    Ditter, you are just way to special. Thanks
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    They are all great!
    When it seems like the world is falling to pieces remember that the pieces are falling into place. We are nearing closer to the End Times.

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    Thanks for the morning smile, Ditter

    I esp like the Jay Leno one!
    KEEP CALM and CARRY ON!!

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    Love the answering machine one.Thank you.
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    That list is great! I really like the last one also!

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    Please don't ever stop posting, Ditter. You make my day!
    Judy from Wyoming

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    I love all your Post. Anything with post,Quotes, Motto, saying, little words, Cute little words, I love reading them
    thanks!

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    Keep up the great laughs! You always make my day.

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    Thanks Ditter! These were great! I especially can relate to frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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