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Thread: A few "Ditterisms" to make you smile!

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    A few "Ditterisms" to make you smile!

    Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


    My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


    A bartender is just a pharmacist
    with a limited inventory.


    I may be schizophrenic,
    but at least I have each other.
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    Oh, good! I have a "stash" of Ditterisms!
    http://s1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh485/KitsieH/
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    Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.

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    too funny!!! :-)
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    Thanks Ditter!
    Mary

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    Ditterisms - any time of the day!

    Thanks for always giving us a smile!
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    If life gives you scraps, make an angel quilt out of it!

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    loved the last 1

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    Too funny !! lol thanks for sharing!
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    I loved the last one too. .. But they all made me chuckle

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    thank you so much for the funnies
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    Ditter I don't know where you find all these funnies but you sure do a great job at.Love to see something from Ditter sure to smile.

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    Thanks for the laughs. Have a nice day!

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    To funny Thanks

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    I always look for your funnies first thing, before I read anything else on here. Thanks for finding all of these sweet loveabe things.

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    Thanks for the smiles

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    You always brings a smile to my day! Thanks

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    Ditter, you are the best!!!

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