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Thread: The perfect husband

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    Super Member Crlyn's Avatar
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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: 'Hello'
    WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
    MAN: 'Yes'
    WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
    MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
    MAN: 'How much?'
    WOMAN: '$90,000'
    MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000'
    MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if it's really a good deal.'
    WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'
    MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
    He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?

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    Super Member twinkie's Avatar
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    WOW, that is cute. ROFL

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    Super Member SuziC's Avatar
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    LOL!

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    Super Member sandyl's Avatar
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    funny

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    lol!

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    Thanks for the morning laugh!! Have a nice day

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    Yep, that sounds about right.....ROLF~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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