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Thread: Senior Texting Code. (STC)

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    Super Member amandasgramma's Avatar
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    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting,
    there may be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

    If you think of any more feel free to add to the list!!

    ATD: At The Doctor's
    BFF: Best Friend Farted
    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
    CBM: Covered By Medicare
    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
    DWI: Driving While Incontinent
    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
    FYI: Found Your Insulin
    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
    GHA: Got Heartburn Again
    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
    LOL: Living On Lipitor
    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
    TTYL: Talk To You Louder
    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
    WTP: Where's The Prunes?
    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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    Super Member Momma_K's Avatar
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    HA! HA! Stop it!! You're Killing Me Smalls!! HA!

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    Super Member LindaM's Avatar
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    Excellent! Great collection :)

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    Super Member CoyoteQuilts's Avatar
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    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
    Should be number 1.... and number 2 should be
    HGBMTM: Had good bowel movement this morning.
    CPNMOM: can't poop, need mild of magnesia

    This is the number one topic of conversation of most of the over 50 generation and it doesn't matter where they are.

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    Ohmygosh! That's too funny!!! Thanks!

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    I'll have to pass those on to the kids so they know what I am saying and don't think I have totally lost my mind!!!!!!

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    On its way to everyone I know!

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    Too funny!

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    It's funny, but so much is true for us older folks!

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