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Thread: Senior Texting Code.

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    Came across this in an e-mail this morning and know the quilting board would enjoy, mainly because I enjoy reading other funnies posted by people and they start MY day right. Have a great day people!

    Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).



    ATD: At The Doctor's

    BFF: Best Friend Farted

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM: Covered By Medicare

    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

    DWI: Driving While Incontinent

    FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    FYI: Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

    GHA: Got Heartburn Again

    HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

    OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

    SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

    WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

    WTP: Where's The Prunes?

    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

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    Oh my, this hits the nail on the head for me. I'll be sharing this with my friends.

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    Loved it!!

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    What a hoot ! Good laugh to start my day and even though I am not quite senior, I can relate to a lot of them :(

    Early next year I will be facilitating a program on showing Seniors how to use computers / mobile phones, etc and I will use some of these terms in a fun handout.

    Thanks for posting it.

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    LMBO

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    OMG these are funny.LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LMDO !

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    roflcgu

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    lol

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    Your welcome Lynnie25. Glad to see other board members also liked the post and it made their day.Always nice to start the day with a laugh or smile.

    Nancy

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