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Thread: Sunday's funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

    It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

    She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

    Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

    Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...







    Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

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    OMG, that is funny. I did not see that coming. Thankfully, I don't see many "grey" jokes!!! lol.

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    So funny. I didn't see that ending. Thanks for the laugh.

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    Awww you got me. HA HA HA HA that's a good one.

    Blessings,Ruth

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    LOL -- I look forward to your funnies!

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    Still laughing, that's funny. Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ditter43
    A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

    It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

    She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

    Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

    Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when...







    Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.
    You are toooo funny Ditter :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll: :thumbup: :XD:

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    feet hit the floor this morning at 6am. As I'm walking down the hall wiping the sleep out of my eyes I thought, I wonder if Ditter is up and posting yet. Thanks Ditter for brightening my day everday.

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    lol..2 funny

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    Too funny!

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