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09-16-2010, 04:14 AM

#51

LeeAnn

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Join Date: Jun 2010

Location: Arkansas

Posts: 2,103

The theives are currently in Arkansas and have even visited a few neighbors! I'm not scared, they've already stole my good parts.

09-16-2010, 05:07 AM

#52

raptureready

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Join Date: Feb 2010

Location: Illinois

Posts: 5,142

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boscobd

Uh Oh - I'm going to start sleeping with one eye open. They haven't struck me yet, but I'm afraid they may be getting close!!

They will, honey, they will. These bandits are so thorough they leave no thigh smooth, no breast uplifted, no neck unlined.

09-17-2010, 11:06 AM

#53

misseva

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Join Date: Jul 2010

Location: East Arkansas

Posts: 2,534

i think i'm gonna explode from lol!!! i'm in the office

09-17-2010, 12:44 PM

#54

Irishlady

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Join Date: Apr 2010

Location: United Kingdom

Posts: 235

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditter43

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

WOW, I never thought to check my armpits for them.

:roll:

09-17-2010, 03:51 PM

#55

Caroltee

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Join Date: Jan 2008

Location: Somewhere "N" Time

Posts: 597

I KNEW IT I KNEW IT the other day I was walking down the street with my husband and this lady was walking in front of us a short distance. Nice body I thought to my self when my DH whispered to me That body sure looks familiar and I said back to him… NOT IN A WHISPER ………….IT SHOULD ….SHE STOLE IT FROM ME

01-20-2011, 03:30 AM

#56

quiltgrammyt2

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Join Date: Nov 2010

Location: Kansas

Posts: 1,408

I know this message has been here for awhile,but now that I know about Ditter's funnies I have to go back and read some of them.CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: