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Old 09-16-2010, 04:14 AM
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The theives are currently in Arkansas and have even visited a few neighbors! I'm not scared, they've already stole my good parts.
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Boscobd
Uh Oh - I'm going to start sleeping with one eye open. They haven't struck me yet, but I'm afraid they may be getting close!!
They will, honey, they will. These bandits are so thorough they leave no thigh smooth, no breast uplifted, no neck unlined.
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Old 09-17-2010, 11:06 AM
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i think i'm gonna explode from lol!!! i'm in the office
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Old 09-17-2010, 12:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Ditter43

P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my Boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep them hidden in my waistband.

WOW, I never thought to check my armpits for them.

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Old 09-17-2010, 03:51 PM
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I KNEW IT I KNEW IT the other day I was walking down the street with my husband and this lady was walking in front of us a short distance. Nice body I thought to my self when my DH whispered to me That body sure looks familiar and I said back to him… NOT IN A WHISPER ………….IT SHOULD ….SHE STOLE IT FROM ME
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Old 01-20-2011, 03:30 AM
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I know this message has been here for awhile,but now that I know about Ditter's funnies I have to go back and read some of them.CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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