Theft Problem - IMPORTANT MESSAGE: (funny?)
09-13-2010, 10:44 PM
#32
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: So Cal mountains
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So I guess I'm not the only one out there? And BTW, there is a Jenny Craig ad right above this box with a picture of Valerie Bertinelli who has the audacity to be the same age as me, but half the size!!
09-14-2010, 01:04 AM
#34
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Illinois
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This happened to me too!!!! I found all my missing parts but Cindy Crawford wouldn't give them back. Shame on her.
I had to go to the doctor the other day because of a rash on my breasts. It seemed to be spreading outward from the nipples. The doctor asked some strange questions about when I got dressed of a morning. I told him that since I retired a lot of days were spent at home in a nightgown without ever getting dressed. He then told wrote me out a prescription but said I didn't need to go to the pharmacy just follow the directions. He wrote:
Upon getting up each morning put on a good bra and hitch up the straps. This will prevent the rug rash. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I had to go to the doctor the other day because of a rash on my breasts. It seemed to be spreading outward from the nipples. The doctor asked some strange questions about when I got dressed of a morning. I told him that since I retired a lot of days were spent at home in a nightgown without ever getting dressed. He then told wrote me out a prescription but said I didn't need to go to the pharmacy just follow the directions. He wrote:
Upon getting up each morning put on a good bra and hitch up the straps. This will prevent the rug rash. :lol: :lol: :lol:
09-14-2010, 05:43 AM
#37
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Orange Park, Florida
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Originally Posted by Jan in VA
Originally Posted by grammiepamie
They have been in my house too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks for the warning Ditter! I'm going to sit up all night with a stun gun and nail the sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
But, I'm also taking precautions......I live alone in the country on a farm.
There are nothing but pastures and cows around me. You don't think they....???? omigosh! :shock:
Jan in VA
09-14-2010, 05:47 AM
#38
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Originally Posted by Jan in VA
Originally Posted by grammiepamie
They have been in my house too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks for the warning Ditter! I'm going to sit up all night with a stun gun and nail the sucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
But, I'm also taking precautions......I live alone in the country on a farm.
There are nothing but pastures and cows around me. You don't think they....???? omigosh! :shock:
Jan in VA
09-14-2010, 08:02 AM
#39
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Crystal River Florida
Posts: 9,785
Originally Posted by Qbee
ROFL!!! OMGosh...I was taking a drink of Diet Coke and cracked up and blew it out my nose!!!!!!!!!!!! That was TOO funny and thanks for the sinus cleanse!!
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