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Thread: Through the eyes of today's child.......

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    A little boy got on the bus,sat next to a man reading a book,and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

    The little boy asked him why. " I am a Father".

    The little boy replied,"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

    The priest looked up from his book and answered," I am the Father of many."

    The boy said,"My Dad has 4 boys,4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

    The priest,getting impatient,said " I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.

    The little boy sat quietley thinking for a while,then leaned over and said " Maybe you should wear a condom,and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.

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    that's one very wise little boy!

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    LOL so cute!! I love it!

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    :shock: :shock:

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    Tee Hee. Thanks for the giggle.

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    Oh my!!! That was cute!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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    HA! The wisdom of the young. :)

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    ROFLMBO

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