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Thread: Are You Older Than Dirt?

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    Are You Older Than Dirt?

    THOUGHT SOME OF YOU MIGHT ENJOY THIS ...

    'Someone asked the other day, 'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?'

    'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up,'

    I informed him.
    'All the food was slow.'

    'C'mon, seriously. Where did you eat?'
    'It was a place called 'athome,'' I explained. !

    'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work, we sat down together at the dining room table, and if I didn't like what she put on my plate I was allowed to sit there until I did like it.'
    By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about how I had to have permission to leave the table.

    But here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if I figured his system could have handled it :

    Some parents NEVER owned their own house, never wore Levis, never set foot on a golf course, never traveled out of the country or had a credit card.

    In their later years they had something called a revolving charge card. The card was good only at Sears Roebuck. Or maybe it was Sears &Roebuck.
    Either way, there is no Roebuck anymore. Maybe he died.

    My parents never drove me to soccer practice. This was mostly because we never had heard of soccer.
    I had a bicycle that weighed probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow)

    We didn't have a television in our house until I was 19.
    It was, of course, black and white, and the station went off the air at midnight, after playing the national anthem and a poem about God; it came back on the air at about 6 a.m. and there was usually a locally produced news and farm show on, featuring local people.
    I was 21 before I tasted my first pizza, it was called 'pizza pie.' When I bit into it, I burned the roof of my mouth and the cheese slid off, swung down, plastered itself against my chin and burned that, too. It's still the best pizza I ever had.

    I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone in the house was in the living room and it was on a party line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

    Pizzas were not delivered to our home But milk was.

    All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered newspapers-- my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. It cost 7 cents a paper, of which he got to keep 2 cents. He had to get up at 6AM every morning.

    On Saturday, he had to collect the 42 cents from his customers. His favorite customers were the ones who gave him 50 cents and told him to keep the change. His least favorite customers were the ones who seemed to never be home on collection day.

    Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the movies. There were no movie ratings because all movies were responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity or violence or most anything offensive.

    If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may want to share some of these memories with your children or grandchildren

    Just don't blame me if they bust a gut laughing.

    Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it?

    MEMORIES from a friend :



    My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December) and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.. I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't have steam irons. Man, I am old.

    How many do you remember?

    Head lights dimmer switches on the floor.

    Ignition switches on the dashboard.

    Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall.

    Real ice boxes.

    Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.

    Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.

    Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.

    Older Than Dirt Quiz :

    Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about. Ratings at the bottom.

    1. Blackjack chewing gum
    2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
    3. Candy cigarettes
    4. Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
    5. Coffee shops or diners with tableside juke boxes
    6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
    7. Party lines on the telephone
    8 Newsreels before the movie
    9. P.F. Flyers
    10. Butch wax
    11.. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3 channels... [if you were fortunate])
    12. Peashooters
    13. Howdy Doody
    14. 45 RPM records
    15. S& H green stamps
    16. Hi-fi's
    17. Metal ice trays with lever
    18. Mimeograph paper
    19. Blue flashbulb
    20. Packards
    21. Roller skate keys
    22. Cork popguns
    23. Drive-ins
    24. Studebakers
    25. Wash tub wringers
    If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young
    If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older
    If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age,
    If you remembered 16-25 = You' re older than dirt!

    I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best parts of my life.
    Don't forget to pass this along!!
    Especially to all your really OLD friends

    Don't worry! Be Happy! Don't worry, be happy now!!!!
    Nancy in western NY
    before you speak THINK
    T is it True? H is it Helpful? I is it Inspiring? N is it Necessary? K is it Kind?



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    Yep!! Older than dirt here!!! Remember all of them!!! Well the ones that apply to UK!!!! Don't have many Studebakers here!!!
    Hilary

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    Ha, ha! I still have some 45 records!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nativetexan View Post
    Ha, ha! I still have some 45 records!
    remembered all of them, even remember and bought 78 RPM records before 45's came out!! And yes, I AM older than dirt!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryUK View Post
    Yep!! Older than dirt here!!! Remember all of them!!! Well the ones that apply to UK!!!! Don't have many Studebakers here!!!
    but do you remember Rolls Canardly's?
    Nancy in western NY
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    T is it True? H is it Helpful? I is it Inspiring? N is it Necessary? K is it Kind?



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    Officially older than dirt. Fabric was sold in Woolworths, Sears, Grants, Montgomery Wards.

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    I must be just about as old as dirt! I remember a lot of those things, but not all - what in the world did Blackjack chewing gum taste like? Sounds like tar or coal! I remember my mom drove all over town to drop off her bill payments so she wouldn't have to waste money on stamps. Gas was cheap then! My first job was at an Exxon (formerly Esso) station, and our regular was 0.349/gallon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoventryUK View Post
    Yep!! Older than dirt here!!! Remember all of them!!! Well the ones that apply to UK!!!! Don't have many Studebakers here!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by QuiltnNan View Post
    but do you remember Rolls Canardly's?
    It didn't work very well.... Rolls down the hill... Can 'ardly roll up the other side LOL
    Nancy in western NY
    before you speak THINK
    T is it True? H is it Helpful? I is it Inspiring? N is it Necessary? K is it Kind?



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    Yep older then dirt but my mind still thinks I am 21, but the body keeps reminding that I am old. Ha ha
    Juliebelle

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    One under "older than dirt"........the only thing contemporary about this woman is the fact when I look in the mirror in the morning "Yoda" looks back.

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