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Old 06-19-2012, 12:33 PM
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Default A few "Ditterisms" to make you smile!
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.


I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.
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Old 06-19-2012, 02:15 PM
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Oh, good! I have a "stash" of Ditterisms!
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too funny!!! :-)
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Thanks Ditter!
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:32 AM
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Ditterisms - any time of the day!

Thanks for always giving us a smile!
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loved the last 1
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Too funny !! lol thanks for sharing!
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I loved the last one too. .. But they all made me chuckle
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thank you so much for the funnies
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Ditter I don't know where you find all these funnies but you sure do a great job at.Love to see something from Ditter sure to smile.
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