Yeah, you have it even worse. You don't just turn the lights off and close the door, you leave them alone in a building by themselves! :)
It is getting right scary. I'm thinking they are coming up vintage Kenmore more often than not.
Take a look at these pictures:
maybe the machine is stuck - off the hinges or something so it won't open. I got one free that way once.
Here's a great swap- http://nh.craigslist.org/bar/3800156403.html. Any takers?