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11-15-2009, 05:40 PM
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I just read this to my lovely wife and told her this is how things will be in our house for now on. :twisted:
The last thing I really remember is the faint sound of my head hitting the floor and now I am having a hard time typing this be cause my eyes are starting to swell shut. And the fact that I am still bleeding quite profusely but I think I got that one under control........
Well it might be a day or two before I can see again so I hope you guys have a great evening or is it morning I cant tell right now......
Anyone have an aspirin?!?
Billy
The last thing I really remember is the faint sound of my head hitting the floor and now I am having a hard time typing this be cause my eyes are starting to swell shut. And the fact that I am still bleeding quite profusely but I think I got that one under control........
Well it might be a day or two before I can see again so I hope you guys have a great evening or is it morning I cant tell right now......
Anyone have an aspirin?!?
Billy
11-15-2009, 05:42 PM
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Dear Billy's wife,
Thank you for saving us all the trouble of hunting him down....
I am sure that he will still be able to cook, clean, do laundry and dishes...as his little "accident" doesn't seem to have laid him up too badly.
Sincerely,
The Gals from the QB
:D :D :twisted: :twisted: :D :D
Thank you for saving us all the trouble of hunting him down....
I am sure that he will still be able to cook, clean, do laundry and dishes...as his little "accident" doesn't seem to have laid him up too badly.
Sincerely,
The Gals from the QB
:D :D :twisted: :twisted: :D :D
11-15-2009, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Eddie
Originally Posted by amma
Originally Posted by Lostn51
Boy those were the good ol days............... :mrgreen:
Billy
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11-16-2009, 08:33 AM
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Well I now know it is morning now and when I looked in the mirror I could not help but notice that I look like a raccoon from the two black eyes I have. I honestly do not know how many days I have been out because I am still in a fog and just getting my bearings.
Funny thing is I don't remember her punching me once much less twice, all I can remember is I really need to clean under the computer desk. I saw quite a few dust bunnies while I was laying there trying to get enough energy to crawl to the bathroom for the band aids.
You will be happy to know that my wife did get me the aspirin, but she took them herself saying that her hand was hurting her after I made the biggest mistake in my life. I went looking for them this morning but she must have forgot to put them up because they are not in the medicine cabinet and I can not find them for the life of me.
Oh well I need to vacuum now...........
Billy
Funny thing is I don't remember her punching me once much less twice, all I can remember is I really need to clean under the computer desk. I saw quite a few dust bunnies while I was laying there trying to get enough energy to crawl to the bathroom for the band aids.
You will be happy to know that my wife did get me the aspirin, but she took them herself saying that her hand was hurting her after I made the biggest mistake in my life. I went looking for them this morning but she must have forgot to put them up because they are not in the medicine cabinet and I can not find them for the life of me.
Oh well I need to vacuum now...........
Billy
11-16-2009, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Lostn51
Well I now know it is morning now and when I looked in the mirror I could not help but notice that I look like a raccoon from the two black eyes I have. I honestly do not know how many days I have been out because I am still in a fog and just getting my bearings.
Funny thing is I don't remember her punching me once much less twice, all I can remember is I really need to clean under the computer desk. I saw quite a few dust bunnies while I was laying there trying to get enough energy to crawl to the bathroom for the band aids.
You will be happy to know that my wife did get me the aspirin, but she took them herself saying that her hand was hurting her after I made the biggest mistake in my life. I went looking for them this morning but she must have forgot to put them up because they are not in the medicine cabinet and I can not find them for the life of me.
Oh well I need to vacuum now...........
Billy
Funny thing is I don't remember her punching me once much less twice, all I can remember is I really need to clean under the computer desk. I saw quite a few dust bunnies while I was laying there trying to get enough energy to crawl to the bathroom for the band aids.
You will be happy to know that my wife did get me the aspirin, but she took them herself saying that her hand was hurting her after I made the biggest mistake in my life. I went looking for them this morning but she must have forgot to put them up because they are not in the medicine cabinet and I can not find them for the life of me.
Oh well I need to vacuum now...........
Billy
Hey Billy....while you are down there with the vacuum??? Don't forget to get along the baseboards and in the corners, ok???? 8) 8) 8)
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