quilter on the eastern edge

"We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!”

lauriejo

Oh I'm gonna have to get this one. Ain't thinkgeek great!

aliaslaceygreen

No, no! Not the COMFY chair!!!!

redkimba

I forgot this one:

Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three.


gold star if you can name what this is talking about...

quilter on the eastern edge

Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
:P

lauriejo

And one of our personal favorites: just one thin mint

tigger5464

HAHAHA!!!! Love this one :D The holy handgrenade of antioch :D


I think that my all time fav is the Ministry of silly walks :D
How about the coconut halves for the sound of horses? LOL :D Or the "Killer Cat"...like the ones that used to hang on the sides of fish bowls? LOL Thank you for bringing back such fun memories :D

quilter on the eastern edge

'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

lauriejo

My 19 year old DS quotes Monty Python all the time, and he can remember whole skits! Oh to be young and still have a brain.

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Hear, hear!