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Old 05-31-2013, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by bearisgray View Post
Some business names that cause me to snort/chuckle/smirk - - -

Do you have names any to contribute to this list?
There's a chain of stores I saw in Dallas called "Condoms R Us"
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Old 05-31-2013, 06:09 AM
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Amigone (am i gone) Funeral Home, Austin, TX
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Some of the Bar's my DH used to visit -- E.R. --He's Not Here--- He Left10 Minutes Ago --Gone Fishin' --In The Dog House -- The Beer Joint -- . He left me a note on the fridge one day saying meet me ''in the garage'' My heart pert'neer stopped. I had gone to HancockFabric the day before and sort of went a bit crazy -all my new stuff was still setting in bags on the sewing table with a couple bolts and another new sewing machine.Our 2 car garage was my sewing cave. This was one time I was glad it turned out to be a bar...
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Had a friend back in the 70's ( of course I was just a child then, uhh not) who owned a water bed store named "Wet Dreams". City told him he could not put a sign up because the name was " a dirty-minded name". He told them THEY were the ones with a dirty mind.
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Dr. Boonswang, rectal doctor here.............
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Old 05-31-2013, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted by ptquilts View Post
two around here

Half Hollow Dental Center

Twin Rivers Urology

We also have a fuel company named Johnson & Dix, which always make me chuckle, but I have a very dirty mind...
OMG, PT, I read your post before I noticed who wrote it, but knew right away it was my area. Johnson & Dix was our oil company for years and I have to say I never thought of the name until now, in this context! LOL
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How about the "Honey Wagon" for a septic tank cleaner.


"Got A Bug, Call Doug" for an exterminator (Douglas Pest Control, Inc.).
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I had a Radiologist Dr that performed my breast biopsy - the radiation techs kept me laughing during the procedure (when the Dr. was out of the room) by telling me the Dr's name was Richard Head - they called him Dr. Dick Head.
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Three Dentists/Doctors in our area ...........

Dr. Blood .... a hemotologist

Dr. Anger ... a dentist

Dr. Smile ... a dentist



Hairport International ... hair salon

Love is in the Hair ... hair salon
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a relative of my best friend has a business called the "Happy Hooker" It's a bait shop LOL
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