Chicken sayings anyone???
04-26-2009, 04:24 AM
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you got my peas a rolling around with my own junk, lol...but was just wondering, what are you going for? funny and comical? or, another line, like your first one...same theme?
I do like the line, Bwing uses: If you can't fly as high as you'd like, fly as high as you can...but on a quilt, at corners, that is long.
I can't even repeat some of the stuff, my brain is spitting out! guess I'll keep the lid on them, but you got me laughing early, Patti! :D
I do like the line, Bwing uses: If you can't fly as high as you'd like, fly as high as you can...but on a quilt, at corners, that is long.
I can't even repeat some of the stuff, my brain is spitting out! guess I'll keep the lid on them, but you got me laughing early, Patti! :D
04-26-2009, 04:30 AM
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Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
you got my peas a rolling around with my own junk, lol...but was just wondering, what are you going for? funny and comical? or, another line, like your first one...same theme?
I do like the line, Bwing uses: If you can't fly as high as you'd like, fly as high as you can...but on a quilt, at corners, that is long.
I can't even repeat some of the stuff, my brain is spitting out! guess I'll keep the lid on them, but you got me laughing early, Patti! :D
I do like the line, Bwing uses: If you can't fly as high as you'd like, fly as high as you can...but on a quilt, at corners, that is long.
I can't even repeat some of the stuff, my brain is spitting out! guess I'll keep the lid on them, but you got me laughing early, Patti! :D
04-26-2009, 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by sandpat
Originally Posted by quiltncrazy
you got my peas a rolling around with my own junk, lol...but was just wondering, what are you going for? funny and comical? or, another line, like your first one...same theme?
I do like the line, Bwing uses: If you can't fly as high as you'd like, fly as high as you can...but on a quilt, at corners, that is long.
I can't even repeat some of the stuff, my brain is spitting out! guess I'll keep the lid on them, but you got me laughing early, Patti! :D
I do like the line, Bwing uses: If you can't fly as high as you'd like, fly as high as you can...but on a quilt, at corners, that is long.
I can't even repeat some of the stuff, my brain is spitting out! guess I'll keep the lid on them, but you got me laughing early, Patti! :D
04-26-2009, 06:25 PM
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The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Frank Perdue was the best!)
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Frank Perdue was the best!)
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken
04-27-2009, 04:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Moonpi
The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Frank Perdue was the best!)
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (Frank Perdue was the best!)
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken
LOL!...now that's funny...kinky/strange, but funny!!!
how about: The rooster may strut, but the hen hums the tune! (I know....I just like thinking about all the possibilities.)
The rooster may cross the road, but he better be crowing at home when the sun comes up. (hey, that ones not sooo corny) :D
04-27-2009, 05:28 AM
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Originally Posted by sandpat
I knew I could count on you guys to come up with ones that NO ONE has ever heard of!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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