THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
05-15-2011, 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by May in Jersey
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
05-15-2011, 05:54 AM
#39
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,521
Originally Posted by jpthequilter
Originally Posted by May in Jersey
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'
So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
05-15-2011, 06:02 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: NJ
Posts: 2,521
So glad so many enjoyed the poem, I can't take credit for it as someone shared it with me.
My grandkids, ages 11 - 28, always thought I was pretty 'cool' as I emailed, had online sites and friends, could create documents, post photos, had a Facebook page, etc. but sad to say my 'coolness' is cooling off as I'm way behind all the new options for computers and cell phones. I don't know about you gals and guys but I'm staying right where I am even if I'm no longer 'cool', May in Jersey.
My grandkids, ages 11 - 28, always thought I was pretty 'cool' as I emailed, had online sites and friends, could create documents, post photos, had a Facebook page, etc. but sad to say my 'coolness' is cooling off as I'm way behind all the new options for computers and cell phones. I don't know about you gals and guys but I'm staying right where I am even if I'm no longer 'cool', May in Jersey.
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