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Grandmas don't know everything!......funny!!!!

Grandmas don't know everything!......funny!!!!

Old 11-29-2010, 07:48 AM
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Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse.’
‘Oh,’ Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
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Old 11-29-2010, 07:49 AM
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Ditter, I'm too tired to laugh. . . .
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:roll: :lol:
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:10 AM
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Uh Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:11 AM
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Toooo funny!
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:34 AM
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That's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ROTFLMAO
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:37 AM
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Sooooo funny!!!! :lol:
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Old 11-29-2010, 08:57 AM
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hahaha, way too funny!
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Old 11-29-2010, 09:11 AM
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Oh Ditter, you did it again!! Thanks so much for the laughs!
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