Hilarious letter to P&G
09-14-2010, 05:48 AM
#75
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And just wait, then come the menopausal mood swings that the menstral mood swings were the training wheels for.
The ad at the bottom of my screen says:
Pads
Always Maximum Protection maxis are absorbent and keep you protected.
I guess they're made of cotton and Kevlar.
When I was beginning to go through menopause my husband was griping at me because of my mood swings. My mother told him that it was menopause and not anything I could help and to lay off of me. So he got a little better. The next month when the swings reared their ugly heads again he started in again about me being so unreasonable. I told him to ignore it that it was just the menopause. He said (and I quote), "Menopause? Menopause? I thought you had that last month!" I glared at him as through my gritted teeth and in a voice that was deadly calm said, "That statement is considered justifiable homicide in all 50 states and several foreign countries. Now you get away from me right now and stay away for awhile."
The ad at the bottom of my screen says:
Pads
Always Maximum Protection maxis are absorbent and keep you protected.
I guess they're made of cotton and Kevlar.
When I was beginning to go through menopause my husband was griping at me because of my mood swings. My mother told him that it was menopause and not anything I could help and to lay off of me. So he got a little better. The next month when the swings reared their ugly heads again he started in again about me being so unreasonable. I told him to ignore it that it was just the menopause. He said (and I quote), "Menopause? Menopause? I thought you had that last month!" I glared at him as through my gritted teeth and in a voice that was deadly calm said, "That statement is considered justifiable homicide in all 50 states and several foreign countries. Now you get away from me right now and stay away for awhile."
09-14-2010, 07:50 AM
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OMG, so funny, sounds like letters i write, and then i get compensation for them. wrote one from my cat to the food co, once got a months worth of free cat food. i love those letters. I wish she wwere my neighbor.
(sounds like something Marsey would write)
(sounds like something Marsey would write)
09-14-2010, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by raptureready
And just wait, then come the menopausal mood swings that the menstral mood swings were the training wheels for.
The ad at the bottom of my screen says:
Pads
Always Maximum Protection maxis are absorbent and keep you protected.
I guess they're made of cotton and Kevlar.
When I was beginning to go through menopause my husband was griping at me because of my mood swings. My mother told him that it was menopause and not anything I could help and to lay off of me. So he got a little better. The next month when the swings reared their ugly heads again he started in again about me being so unreasonable. I told him to ignore it that it was just the menopause. He said (and I quote), "Menopause? Menopause? I thought you had that last month!" I glared at him as through my gritted teeth and in a voice that was deadly calm said, "That statement is considered justifiable homicide in all 50 states and several foreign countries. Now you get away from me right now and stay away for awhile."
The ad at the bottom of my screen says:
Pads
Always Maximum Protection maxis are absorbent and keep you protected.
I guess they're made of cotton and Kevlar.
When I was beginning to go through menopause my husband was griping at me because of my mood swings. My mother told him that it was menopause and not anything I could help and to lay off of me. So he got a little better. The next month when the swings reared their ugly heads again he started in again about me being so unreasonable. I told him to ignore it that it was just the menopause. He said (and I quote), "Menopause? Menopause? I thought you had that last month!" I glared at him as through my gritted teeth and in a voice that was deadly calm said, "That statement is considered justifiable homicide in all 50 states and several foreign countries. Now you get away from me right now and stay away for awhile."
09-14-2010, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted by judi wess
Another thing, does anyone remember when Charmin came out with the ad for their quilted toilet paper? Some nitwit in advertising approved an ad for ladies sitting around a quilting frame with knitting needles in hand. I hear that there were a couple of thousand calls to the company within the first 2 hours of that ad.
This letter from the Austin woman was so well written, so to the point and humorous, don't you just KNOW it was read over and over in their board meetings! She may have impacted mens brains more than Cosmo magazine in the past 4 decades!
Jan in VA
09-14-2010, 10:04 AM
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Oh my, I don't think I would wright a letter, but she is so right. that is so funny, I saved it for my hubby to read. thank God for the historetemy, but my hubby would go hide in the garage. thank you so much for that laugh. God bless.
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