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Old 08-10-2010, 09:10 AM
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This is my outlook on exercise.....especially #6 and #10!

1. Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional
5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

2. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we don't know where he is.

3. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

4. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

5. I joined a health club last year ... spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

6. Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

7. I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die, they'll say, ....'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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11. Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour, and by the time I leave, I look just fine.
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:14 AM
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ME TOO! :thumbup:
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Old 08-10-2010, 09:56 AM
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Love this! Sending to DH right now!
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Old 08-10-2010, 10:01 AM
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Perfect!!! I lost a lot of weight a few years ago and suddenly realized how many wrinkles I have. I had fun gaining enough back to "plump" up my wrinkles!! :-D
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:00 AM
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lol Crazy
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:26 AM
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rofl, thanks for sharing!
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Old 08-10-2010, 11:33 AM
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Love this. Want to send it to my cousin how do I do that?
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by quiltstodo
Love this. Want to send it to my cousin how do I do that?
Highlight and copy the list, the paste it into an e.mail to your cousin. That should do it.
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Thanks for the help going to try it now.
Thank you so much it worked.
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Old 08-10-2010, 01:46 PM
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4. I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I actually do walk in the morning, and I think there's something to this...
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