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    Old 10-25-2010, 01:50 PM
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    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ... But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter - either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:05 PM
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    LMBO
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:06 PM
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    Thanks, I needed something funny...
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:12 PM
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    Laughing....... but sadly it happens to us all!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:18 PM
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    SO TRUE! :)
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:22 PM
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    Too funny! Too True!!!!
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:25 PM
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    OMGosh this is the funniest thing. I'm sending this to all my friends that need a new care too. lol lol lol
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    Old 10-25-2010, 02:54 PM
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    very funny....we all love a good chuckle

    Thanks for Yours. I enjoyed it .
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    Old 10-25-2010, 03:21 PM
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    Very funny... I needed a good laugh....:)
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    Old 10-25-2010, 03:22 PM
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    Funny! :lol:
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