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    Old 03-15-2011, 07:58 AM
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    (Hope no one is offended ... )

    IF YOU MARRY A MINNESOTA GIRL………

    Three friends married women from different parts of the Midwest.

    The first man married a woman from Wisconsin. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from North Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were
    done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from Minnesota. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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    Old 03-15-2011, 08:02 AM
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    This is Great!
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    Old 03-15-2011, 08:27 AM
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    LOL!
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    Old 03-15-2011, 08:44 AM
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    Thanks for the laugh!
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    Old 03-15-2011, 09:10 AM
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    Thanks! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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    Old 03-15-2011, 09:19 AM
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    you go girl! LOL
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    Old 03-15-2011, 09:35 AM
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    That about sums it up! You don't mess with a Minnesota girl.
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    Old 03-15-2011, 12:18 PM
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    Good one! I am from MN, should I show this to my husband?
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