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Thread: Inner Peace!

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    Inner Peace!

    A friend of mine just sent me this...with all the talk of UFO's it sounded like a good plan to me....LOL

    "I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum."

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    That is too funny!

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    Funny....!
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    That is hilarious!
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    ha ha i am rolling on the floor laughing i love it. way to go

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    Thanks for the laugh this morning. That was great.

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    So very funny! Just the laugh I needed this morning....

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    Quote Originally Posted by IshtarsMom View Post
    A friend of mine just sent me this...with all the talk of UFO's it sounded like a good plan to me....LOL

    "I'm passing this on because it worked for me today. A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner piss. An telum u luvum."
    Got a chuckle out of that.

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    On Vicodan (sp) for broken ankle. Verrrry peaceful!!
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    Too Funny!
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    That is a great one. Thanks.
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    Yesh indeeedy...fin fin finish those UFP's!

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    Ha ha ha ha ha

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    Great laugh for this afternoon! Thanks

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    that is great!

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    That is so good. Reminds me of my late Mother in law who always put sherry in her fruit cakes but sometimes forgot and drank it instead.

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    I love it!

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