It's tough getting old
09-26-2010, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted by CoyoteQuilts
It's Tough Getting Old
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."
The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,
"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
09-26-2010, 08:35 AM
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OMgosh. That is so funny. I just spit my tea onto the monitor and have laugh tears in my eyes.
Ask me how I know this is true. Lol, on second thought.
Omgosh, the second one made my sides hurt. Even DH is laughing.
Ask me how I know this is true. Lol, on second thought.
Omgosh, the second one made my sides hurt. Even DH is laughing.
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