mama always said.......funny things
#71
Originally Posted by karielt
I have loved reading this thread...
I was raised on a farm and was taught a lot about hard work. Sometimes you just can't wear gloves doing things and my dad would say... "You know what you can do with gloves on.....pee your pants"
Every time I sent my daughter out the door I always tell her: "Remember who you are and what you stand for". She says it to me when I go on dates now.
And here is one I'd love to share with all of you and it has some power behind it to make someone smile. My dad always said it and I do now too. It can take a person back and make them think. It can change a frown. It can make someone’s day.... Are you ready for it because you have to try it?
Have you ever noticed in our busy day you pass someone and you say "Hi how are you" And they say fine or "Pretty good” and you keep going without even another word. Well the next time someone says "Pretty Good” you say. "Well if you’re Pretty and Good you’re doing all right". People will stop for a moment and think about it or you'll get a laugh. It works every time. Let me know how it works for you.
I was raised on a farm and was taught a lot about hard work. Sometimes you just can't wear gloves doing things and my dad would say... "You know what you can do with gloves on.....pee your pants"
Every time I sent my daughter out the door I always tell her: "Remember who you are and what you stand for". She says it to me when I go on dates now.
And here is one I'd love to share with all of you and it has some power behind it to make someone smile. My dad always said it and I do now too. It can take a person back and make them think. It can change a frown. It can make someone’s day.... Are you ready for it because you have to try it?
Have you ever noticed in our busy day you pass someone and you say "Hi how are you" And they say fine or "Pretty good” and you keep going without even another word. Well the next time someone says "Pretty Good” you say. "Well if you’re Pretty and Good you’re doing all right". People will stop for a moment and think about it or you'll get a laugh. It works every time. Let me know how it works for you.
#73
Originally Posted by Pam
I always told my daughter "Just because you can get it on, does NOT mean you should wear it". I hate the tight clothes on all of the chubby girls. How did love handles become attractive? UGH!!! I have them, but I do not stuff myself into a sausage casing to head to the mall.
#74
Originally Posted by Honey
My mom would always say "don't ever judge someone until you walk a mile in their moccasins" and "I cried because I had no shoes until I saw the man who had no feet". And all Catholics out there will remember "you just earned another star in your crown", "offer it up for the poor souls" "do you want your reward in Heaven or on earth?". And if we did something wrong (once every ten years or so!!!) she would say well, was it worth the rosarys you'll have to say after confession"
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"Six of one, half a dozen of the other" meaning, whatever you are discussing is the same.
"Dark thirty" meaning thirty minutes after dark.
"I feel like I have been rode hard and put up wet", meaning you have sore muscles after working hard.
"I've known people sicker than this, but they were in the grave yard", when you felt really, really, bad.
"If you are gonna dance, you gotta pay the fiddler", self explanatory I think.
"Dark thirty" meaning thirty minutes after dark.
"I feel like I have been rode hard and put up wet", meaning you have sore muscles after working hard.
"I've known people sicker than this, but they were in the grave yard", when you felt really, really, bad.
"If you are gonna dance, you gotta pay the fiddler", self explanatory I think.
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