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Old 01-09-2011, 06:57 AM
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Here's one to go with those, If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her a friend and if the #2 lead pencil is the best why isn't it #1?
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Old 01-09-2011, 07:03 AM
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What a hoot!
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Old 01-09-2011, 07:12 AM
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Ditter,
You just made my Sunday morning. Sitting here in lower Michigan with 20" of new snow, your ponderings made me laugh! Thanks for sharing!
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Old 01-09-2011, 07:18 AM
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good ones!
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Old 01-09-2011, 07:47 AM
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Really enjoy these.
Few more:
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If olive oil is made of olives and corn oil made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Do you EVER get off a non-stop flight?
We have a washer and dryer, why not call it a sewer? (Or does that mean its in a sewer drain?)
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Old 01-09-2011, 08:14 AM
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thanks for the cheers...
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Old 01-09-2011, 09:58 AM
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whenever i see your name next to something i have to read it. i even tell my dh about your "brain droppings" . so sharp you are!!!!
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Old 01-09-2011, 10:03 AM
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I love it. thanks for the laugh
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Old 01-09-2011, 11:26 AM
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I just love your little notes. Look for them first.
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Keep 'em comin' makes my day!
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