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Originally Posted by DJ
How to release the TV remote control!
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Oh Kathy, that one got better and better!!! hahahaha
Love it- off to send to everyone I know lol |
Originally Posted by PatriceJ
i can see i'm going to be very busy for a while.
can somebody please help me lift my purse so i can head to walmart in search of that self-levitating curling iron? :mrgreen: |
Could you smack him once for me too?
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that was funny! DH and I have solved the toilet lid problem - people who want it up put it up, and people who want it down, put it down.
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I want an adjunct to Class 4
How much smaller could your purse be if you weren't carrying around all the junk your husband does not want to carry himself. |
Originally Posted by ptquilts
that was funny! DH and I have solved the toilet lid problem - people who want it up put it up, and people who want it down, put it down.
This is actually a parody of the "Classes for Men" that was going around - Some battles just aren't worth fighting - which way to put the toilet paper - I'm just glad there is some within reach when needed! I just check to see which way the toilet seat is - as long as it's clean and dry - I'm okay with it - and put it the way I want/need it. (I've been to many restrooms where the "ladies" sprinkled) If we want to dish it out to the guys - guess we better be prepared to get some of it back. :roll: |
CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS. REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY JANUARY 25, 2008. NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays — Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll — Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? — Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor — Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes — Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM Class 6 Loss Of Identity — Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Learning How To Find Things — Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch — Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost — Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live — Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy — Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 14 The Stove/Oven — What It Is and How It Is Used Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, locations to be determine. Upon completion of any of the above courses, Diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |
LOL do have to say these are both funny... but really does any one think the guys are going to a class on Monday (football) Saturday (most other sports) Friday you get my drift.... Guess any one can have a drip in the sink for years but if the cable goes out probibly on speed dial :)
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There is something genetically wrong with all men. One of these days, maybe not in our lifetime, a scientist or Doctor will discover this gene and remove it from each and every one of the male species, and then life will be more enjoyable. LOL LOL LOL LOL
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