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bearisgray 03-21-2014 08:17 AM

Some people hate to have their opinions confused by facts.

sparkys_mom 03-21-2014 09:05 AM

Smile; it will make people wonder what you are up to.

farmquilter 03-21-2014 09:36 AM


Originally Posted by ChrisDee (Post 6637047)
You can't cure stupid!

I know a person who will never be cured.

farmquilter 03-21-2014 09:37 AM


Originally Posted by lovingmama (Post 6637857)
I read this one somewhere,

"Never argue with an Idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"

Same person calls others 'idiot' but I know who the real one is.

DJ 03-21-2014 09:45 AM

If someone asks me if I made something that I didn't make, I say: "No, but I could have."

Maggiemay 03-21-2014 10:05 AM

"You can't get walked on unless you lay down"

BDawn 03-21-2014 10:12 AM

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

hannajo 03-21-2014 10:30 AM

You get what you pay for.

SusanErler 03-21-2014 11:04 AM

Some people are like Slinkies -- Not really good for anything, but you still can't stop chuckling when you see one tumble down the stairs...

Halo 03-21-2014 11:16 AM

Smile at your enemy's. They will walk away & wonder what you are up to.


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