Funny one liners
 

Hi,

I came across a list of funny one liners while cleaning out my file cabinets (ok not actually cleaning them out, more like moving stuff from one drawer to another) What are some of your favorites?
I'll get the list started with a few of mine.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

Common sense is not that common anymore

My get up and go , has got up and went.

Never argue with a pig; you'll just get dirty and the pig likes it. :D

It's not a matter of right or wrong, but what is the *wise* thing to do.

A day without sunshine is like...night!

Do as I say not as o do.

Too Too funny.

No good deed shall go unpunished.

You can't cure stupid!

Kill 'em with kindness!

I read this one somewhere,

"Never argue with an Idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience!"