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Let's Have Some FUN!!! BEST 1-liners!!!
:D I know we are all still in a little shock over all of this "change" around us. So...let's have some fun!!! I want your best 1 liners (1 line jokes) that you have!!! I will give away 2 FREE LQS quality fat quarters to the best 2. The contest will end...Friday, November 4th, 2011 at 9:00 am (Central Standard Time)! Good luck and let's all have some AMAZING laughs!!! :D
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I don't mind growing old - it's the parts wearing out I mind.
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What doesn't kill you will make you stronger.
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sorry you ignorance is showing.
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my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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The light at the end of my tunnel is an oncoming train
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If you want to go on a cruise, ask tom.
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Wonder woman doesn't exist,
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Y'all are rocking this!!! Keep 'em coming!!! :D
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Wow, some of these are more depressing than funny. How about these?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." |
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