They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
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I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it!
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? |
1. People have more fun that anybody!!! (Get it??!!)
2. I feel better all over more than anywhere else!! Ha! Ha! Geeeze I kill me!!!! |
It was all so very different before everything changed.
When I come to a fork in the road of life, I don't waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. |
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! :D
HEY!!! I knew that guy!!! We went to different schools together!!!! :p Ha! HA! HA! Stop it, you're killing me Smalls!!! |
I can please only one person per day.
Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either. |
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
lol ............ (I had to get 10 spaces filled so I could post.) |
The more I learn, the less I know.
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do it,
do it right, do it right now! |
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you...but it's still on the list. |
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