Let's Have Some FUN!!! BEST 1-liners!!!
11-03-2011, 08:09 AM
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Let's Have Some FUN!!! BEST 1-liners!!!
I know we are all still in a little shock over all of this "change" around us. So...let's have some fun!!! I want your best 1 liners (1 line jokes) that you have!!! I will give away 2 FREE LQS quality fat quarters to the best 2. The contest will end...Friday, November 4th, 2011 at 9:00 am (Central Standard Time)! Good luck and let's all have some AMAZING laughs!!!
11-03-2011, 11:14 AM
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Wow, some of these are more depressing than funny. How about these?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
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