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#14
It was all so very different before everything changed.
When I come to a fork in the road of life, I don't waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
When I come to a fork in the road of life, I don't waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
#15
Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
HEY!!! I knew that guy!!! We went to different schools together!!!!
Ha! HA! HA! Stop it, you're killing me Smalls!!!
HEY!!! I knew that guy!!! We went to different schools together!!!!
Ha! HA! HA! Stop it, you're killing me Smalls!!!
Last edited by Momma_K; 11-03-2011 at 05:22 PM.
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