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Old 11-03-2011, 06:10 PM
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I think I am allergic to cookies, they make my butt swell up!
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:15 PM
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Old 11-03-2011, 06:17 PM
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:21 PM
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:28 PM
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:43 PM
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They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:44 PM
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Old 11-03-2011, 08:56 PM
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What is green and red and jumps up and down? A frog in a blender.
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