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Montana Quilter 11-03-2011 06:10 PM

I think I am allergic to cookies, they make my butt swell up!

labtechkty 11-03-2011 06:15 PM

If everything is coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane..

rexie 11-03-2011 06:17 PM

I am loster than an Easter egg.

Rann 11-03-2011 08:21 PM

Growing old isn't for sissies.

MissTreated 11-03-2011 08:28 PM

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't lead a horticulture.

beatys9 11-03-2011 08:43 PM

Need a LIKE button...


Originally Posted by Peckish (Post 4625349)
They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.


sandyquiltz 11-03-2011 08:44 PM

Lead, follow, or get out of the way!

Sandy

dreamboat 11-03-2011 08:56 PM

What is green and red and jumps up and down? A frog in a blender.

Lostn51 11-03-2011 09:44 PM

"Gee officer whats wrong the donut shops closed?"

Billy

Lostn51 11-03-2011 09:46 PM

"Honey I promise this will be the last sewing machine I buy this week"

Billy


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