I like you, you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.

You can have it all --- but not at the same time!

That's what she said

To my hubby......you may be king of our home, but I'm the power behind you.......

Our house has a kitchen only because it was installed when we bought it.

They Walk Among Us!

One thing about old age, it doesn't last long !!!

Just when I had the answers, somebody changed all the questions!

I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame

Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Just when you find you have good sledding weather, you find you haven snow!