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I don't need to dig in someone else's dirt, I got enough of my own!
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist. (but that one sure doesn't apply to us quilters!!)
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Books! A welcome change from prescription bottles!
The good news is that men will always look at our boobs, the bad news is that as we age, they need to squat to look at them. |
who would of thunk it.
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Originally Posted by Peckish
(Post 4625349)
They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
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Every time I think I have hit bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
My husband knew he had married Mrs. Right, he just didn't know my first name was Always. |
I refuse to vacuum until they come out with a riding model.
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1. There is no snooze button on a hungry cat!
2. Her porch light is on but there's nobody home. 3. Do you want to talk to the one in charge or the one who knows what's going on? 4. It's just like deja vu all over again. |
Thank you all for participating!!! Give me a few minutes and I will annouce the winners!!! :)
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So...there are going to be 3 winners instead of 2. These are in NO particular order. If you are a winner, take a few minutes to PM me your mailing info so that I can get your FQ's pulled together and addressed. :) The winners are...
1 - PECKISH!!! She had 2 that were laughed at a ton... I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." and of course...They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken. 2 - the_stilwells84!!! This one got a lot of laughs and head shakes...What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? 3 - Lostn51!!! This had a lot of laughs and a lot of people saying yeah, right..."Gee officer whats wrong the donut shops closed?" Thank you all for playing!!! I may try and do another one of these soon!!! |
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