Through the eyes of today's child.......
10-24-2010, 06:16 AM
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A little boy got on the bus,sat next to a man reading a book,and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked him why. " I am a Father".
The little boy replied,"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered," I am the Father of many."
The boy said,"My Dad has 4 boys,4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest,getting impatient,said " I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietley thinking for a while,then leaned over and said " Maybe you should wear a condom,and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.
The little boy asked him why. " I am a Father".
The little boy replied,"My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."
The priest looked up from his book and answered," I am the Father of many."
The boy said,"My Dad has 4 boys,4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way."
The priest,getting impatient,said " I am the Father of hundreds" and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietley thinking for a while,then leaned over and said " Maybe you should wear a condom,and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.
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