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09-26-2011, 10:55 AM
#95
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Too funny, would have loved to see the teenagers face. :thumbup:
I just called my husband at work to read him your post. He was laughing so hard the people around him are wondering why. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I just called my husband at work to read him your post. He was laughing so hard the people around him are wondering why. :lol: :lol: :lol:
09-26-2011, 11:07 AM
#96
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Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: arlington, tn
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Originally Posted by dohogn3764
COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
09-26-2011, 12:59 PM
#100
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Melbourne,Fl.
Posts: 2,619
Are you for real? That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while. I was just watching the news and they were reporting on Laughing Yoga and how effective it is (the Laughter). You have made my day with laughter. Too funny.
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