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Old 09-26-2011, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by dohogn3764
COME ON FRIENDS, PALS, MOMS, AND ALL OF YOU WONDERFUL QUILTERS WHO GET TOGETHER TO HELP ONE ANOTHER........


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite to eat at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors -green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time . When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one! In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....
"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."
OH MY GOOD I WISH I COULD HAVE BEEN THERE TRUELY.I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY TUMMY HURTS.
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Old 09-26-2011, 03:27 PM
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Oh my gosh ! I laughed so loud my two dogs got up to look at me. Toooooo funny !
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Old 09-26-2011, 03:40 PM
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Love it. I needed a good laugh.
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Old 09-26-2011, 03:46 PM
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Oh my goodness!!! Best laugh I've had in a long time. Bet your dad really keeps you hopping.
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Old 09-26-2011, 03:47 PM
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Love it! I'll bet your dad is a real card! :lol:
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Old 09-26-2011, 04:02 PM
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I love your dad! :thumbup:
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Old 09-26-2011, 04:05 PM
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LMBO!
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Old 09-26-2011, 04:47 PM
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I am 72. I always tell my kids, don't let the gray hair fool you. I love your dad!!!!
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Old 09-26-2011, 04:49 PM
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Good for him! That is Truly hilarious! And I bet he set her up to ask too!
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