Help! I need Curses!
09-22-2015, 06:40 PM
#62
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When people were especially mean to me I day dreamed about their porch loaded with old rusty refrigerators or a pile of chicken manure delivered to their driveway!
Yes I have persevered during many of these mentioned curses: sewing without thread, bird's nests, missing fabric for one small piece etc. etc.
Yes I have persevered during many of these mentioned curses: sewing without thread, bird's nests, missing fabric for one small piece etc. etc.
09-22-2015, 06:45 PM
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Yeah, we encouraged that, too. When she was a little older, the same child would tell the annoying kid in school that he/she was a "Farting Umbrella". Now make that into an acronym using the first letter of each word....
09-22-2015, 06:51 PM
#65
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My favorite quilting curse - May you find a dozen lost pins in your bare feet.
Yes, that one is kind of vicious.
Yes, we all wear shoes in the house because we all know that hurts. Strangers and visitors are warned before they get through the door.
Yes, that one is kind of vicious.
Yes, we all wear shoes in the house because we all know that hurts. Strangers and visitors are warned before they get through the door.
09-22-2015, 07:06 PM
#66
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These curses are horrible. I prefer Zozee's blessings!
I also like what the Bible has to say:
“Blessed is he who blesses you,
And cursed is he who curses you.” (Numbers 24:9)
I wouldn't dare to curse anyone, not even an enemy. Nothing is worth it.
I also like what the Bible has to say:
“Blessed is he who blesses you,
And cursed is he who curses you.” (Numbers 24:9)
I wouldn't dare to curse anyone, not even an enemy. Nothing is worth it.
09-23-2015, 03:01 AM
#70
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Maybe a blessings one , too?
May your points always be ponty
May your joins be flat
May you have enoigh fabric - or able to get more
May your sewing machine behave
May your thread never jsm
May you only cut what is intended with your rotary cutter cutter
May you always find your scissors, cell phon, etc.
May you never burn yourself while pressing/ironing
May you aleays be able to see well enough to sew
May you always be physically and mentally able to sew
May your backing always be smooth
May your communications with others involved in your quultmaking be clear
May your customers (if any) be considerate, understanding, and pay. promptly and well.
May the instructions always be correct.
Goodness- I did get on a roll, here .
It is an interesting idea, though.
May your points always be ponty
May your joins be flat
May you have enoigh fabric - or able to get more
May your sewing machine behave
May your thread never jsm
May you only cut what is intended with your rotary cutter cutter
May you always find your scissors, cell phon, etc.
May you never burn yourself while pressing/ironing
May you aleays be able to see well enough to sew
May you always be physically and mentally able to sew
May your backing always be smooth
May your communications with others involved in your quultmaking be clear
May your customers (if any) be considerate, understanding, and pay. promptly and well.
May the instructions always be correct.
Goodness- I did get on a roll, here .
It is an interesting idea, though.
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