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    Old 09-22-2015, 10:07 AM
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    green heron - those were clever!
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    Old 09-22-2015, 10:29 AM
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    Originally Posted by OhCanada
    May your stash be revealed to all on tv's "Hoarders"
    That's the thought that keeps (most of) acquisitions in check.
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    Old 09-22-2015, 11:49 AM
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    Originally Posted by Kitsie
    "May your quilts be covered with the hair of a thousand cats!"
    Is that a curse or a blessing?? I have six cats and EVERYTHING is covered!
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    Old 09-22-2015, 11:59 AM
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    It seems like these can be put into categories -

    1) mildly vexing, but not damaging to anything - cat hair, for example
    2) seriously frustrating - not able to find the fabric, machine part no longer available, etc.
    3) almost disastrous - quilt is torn, scorched by the iron, dyes bled, the quilter used the wrong pantograph - the quilt might be unsalvageable - but nothing life-threatening is involved

    Truly disastrous - the whole house burns down - one is diagnosed with stage 5 cancer - that sort of thing

    Some days - the trivial gets me as riled as the serious problem!
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    Old 09-22-2015, 12:01 PM
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    So far - no mention of the quilt police!
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    Old 09-22-2015, 12:45 PM
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    May you spend two days long arm quilting your silk GFG quilt, and find nothing but bird's nests on the back.
    May the quilt police sneak into your ufo pile, and point out all you did "wrong".
    May your 1/4" foot be the factory reject that is actually 3/32".
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    Old 09-22-2015, 01:40 PM
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    May Jane's eyesight become so bad that she cannot thread a needle
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    Old 09-22-2015, 02:18 PM
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    Originally Posted by Cheshirecatquilter
    May Susan happily chain piece for an hour without a clue that there is no thread in her bobbin.
    LOL I love this one even though I've been there done that! (maybe someone put the curse on me!)
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    Old 09-22-2015, 02:23 PM
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    Love your blessings Zozee, I am going to have to share it!
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    Old 09-22-2015, 02:30 PM
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    Originally Posted by rosiewell
    Love your blessings Zozee, I am going to have to share it!
    They are good ones!
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